Horrible Oracle, by Barbara Matthews

Horrible Oracle	My little Oracle is feeling just HORRIBLE. His features, you see, are simply dePLORable. You might even say he's become unsupportable.	The good news of course is that bugs can be fixed, so Horrible Oracle's faults will be nixed.	We'll start with an upgrade to Oracle's eyes. Soon Oracle will dazzle with an extra surprise!
When this is all done we'll try Family Packs. We'll put them all over to fix what he lacks.	And just to be sure that we've fixed all that's broken, we'll add one-off patches as one final token.	Now look at my Oracle, he's back in fin shape! I'm dazzled by Oracle—I feel I must gape.	The best news of course is that Oracle's back. There's nothing by golly that this fellow lacks! Now he's quick and he's bold and he's no longer HORRIBLE You might even say he's become quite ADORABLE!